Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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