the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Come share oat with me in your robe
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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