I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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