do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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