gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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