oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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