New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
