D3 body, D1 cock
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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