whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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