Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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