I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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