lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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