I heard we made out
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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