can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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