So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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