eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Bring me that man meat
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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