So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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