Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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