have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
