so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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