i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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