Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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