i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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