Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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