His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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