I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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