nut hugger
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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