I'm drive I can fine osifer
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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