On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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