oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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