I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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