Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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