You work out of a Hotel?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
The ass gains better be worth it
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