I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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