paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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