Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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