So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
