I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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