he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The power of my boobs compel you
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
