OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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