Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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