The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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