Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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