I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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