we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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