You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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