Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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