But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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