Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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