I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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