Define "chronic" masturbator.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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