Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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