If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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