i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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