She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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