i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
