Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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