she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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