You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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